Babe des Tages

Apprendre à chanter à un cochon, c'est gaspiller votre temps et contrarier le cochon.

[22:17] cantrella: ich bin der männergarten

bunglefever was here!

minilusch3n geschlüpft

Lore Inga Rick hat dem Wellensittich beigebracht "Hitler" und "Goebbels" zu sagen

Du sagst alle wolln in den Himmel. Alle wolln wie Könige agiern. Doch niemand will am Ende sterben und keiner will regiern.

Puste was here

"...die Lieferung von Verteidigungsartikeln und Verteidigungsdienstleistungen an das Kosovo" werde "die Sicherheit der Vereinigten Staaten stärken und den Weltfrieden fördern" George W. Bush

Randy: Are you sure you wanna get Grandpa's coo-coo clock back? That thing almost put my eye out.
Earl: Well you shouldn't have been so close, you knew what time it was.

Earl: How was your first day of school?
Randy: Great! I really enjoyed science class. Did you know that before we were humans we were monkeys?
Earl: Really? What were we before monkeys?
Randy: I don't know. I can't even remember being a monkey.

Randy: Hey, maybe if you call karma it'll come and save us. Call it.
Earl: Randy, it doesn't work like that. It's karma, not Lassie.

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